March 2012
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It's rare that I look at a picture of a guy and...
Like, my mind is not programmed that way.
When I see a picture of a guy I think looks attractive, I imagine us laughing at movies in bed together after we finish the crossword. Then I wonder if he’d think it was weird that I wear socks almost always, except for when I wear shoes. End point: Would this guy, whom I find attractive, think it’s weird that I like to keep my socks on during...
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Nicholas Refn, director of Drive, vows to bring...
I read about this last fall before I had seen Drive, but I couldn’t imagine.
Then I read about it again this afternoon and now I’m all, “OH MY GOD! YES! NOW!”
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February 2012
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It's so funny when someone wears chapstick on the...
and it glistens
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Romney wins Arizona in a winner-take-all and his...
Not a surprise.
Santorum was making phone calls in Michigan to democrats pleading that they vote for him in the primary, to which many democrats obliged, knowing if Santorum does win the primary, he will most definitely lose to President Obama.
AND WE’RE OFF TO THE RACES!
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I'm making tea. Do you want some?
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The weather sucks.
It’s sucked since the first week of this year. There’s been one sunny, beautiful day since then, and I made the most of it by spending all morning at the beach and then most of the afternoon in my backyard finishing homework. AND IT WAS GLORIOUS. I was very happy and excited and energetic all day.
That was a couple of weeks ago.
Now it’s always cloudy and soggy and hovers...
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You can't justify acting like an asshole because...
People who let others’ behavior dictate their own are weak and misguided.
Be a good person all of the time to everyone.
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debilitating hangover
I woke up this morning at 4:54 and had no idea where I was or how I got there.
Turns out it was my bed, and more specifically, a pool of my own drool.
When are we going to let Adam Sandler play Leonard...
For serious.
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Gave up having friends to get drunk with mom on...
BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE.
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Guaranteed I will cry during any movie montage.
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Bradley Cooper's moustache is putting me into a...
oh lawdy
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SACHA BARON COHEN SPILLING KIM JONG IL'S ASHES ON...
YOU’RE MY HERO, SACHA
iPhone cases that look like cassette tapes?
*silence*
………….Why?
I am going to be haunted by that awful vest...
I seriously can’t even look at that pic without covering my eyes and booing loudly.
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“Maybe I should just do all the talking and let him just stand here and watch me....”
– Ann Romney on Mitt. (via washingtonpoststyle)
earlier i accidentally jacked off to a porno where...
send help
ugh i just need so badly to strangle someone's...
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1) Apparently I look like Winnie cooper.
WIN.
2) I’m eating cherries and drinking whiskey. Which when I’m drunk is pronounced, “WHISKAYYY!!!”
(with three exclamation points and everything)
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geocache
violetsiva replied to your post: Do you geocache?
There’s even underwater ones and ones on buoys in the ocean.
SHUT UP! That’s so awesome!! I don’t know why it makes me so happy, but it does! I honestly almost cried when I found my first one I was so excited. It was really hard and camouflaged and everything and it just felt so rewarding. The first one was the one that had this...
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Do you geocache?
My mom told me about it this afternoon, and I’ve been obsessed with it since. I found seven caches today… running around downtown like a mad man and then I came back out to the ‘burbs and got my sister hooked too so we were geocaching all fucking night, yo!
I got a pin and a silly band!!
FUCK YOUR PINTEREST. I RAISE YOU GEOCACHE, BETCH!
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Anonymous asked: People get pretentious about The Flaming Lips because so many people post Do You Realize?? lyrics and it's just annoying when a really good band with tons of great songs has that 1 song every stereotypical teen girl can't stop quoting.
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shmashortion
emilytraeger replied to your post: 22% of all pregnancies (exluding miscarriages) end in abortion.
got a source on this?
The best site I’ve found for statistics regarding abortion is the Guttmacher Institute, a non-profit organization. I’m working on research regarding only the abortions in the U.S., but there are a lot of great stats on here for international info as well as a...
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22% of all pregnancies (exluding miscarriages) end...
Holy shit!
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